The past has returned. The past of twitter.
Why hasn't science developed a Montréal-style smoked meat sandwich that I can eat for every meal without have a massive cardiac event?
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) May 16, 2013
I would eat a sandwich for every meal, if I could.
I've never worn a sweater vest.
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) May 19, 2013
And, yet, I don’t feel like I’ve missed much.
I think that Neelix was underutilized on Star Trek: Voyager.
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) June 1, 2013
I actually think that Ethan Phillips is a really good actor.
I'm tired of everything being darker and edgier. I want things to be lighter and fluffier!
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) June 11, 2013
Robocop 2 where every character is played by a fluffy kitten!
I had a dream that Bootsy Collins and George Clinton had their own starships. They got in a fight. Picard was sent to mediate he speaks funk
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) June 11, 2013
Actually, I think that this is an event that happened in real life.
Those stupid wheelers from Return to Oz were the only things in a movie that ever scared me as a child.
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) June 13, 2013
And we used to watch R-rated movies all the time, because I have an older brother and sister, too. But those damn wheeler bastards…
Bruce Willis sure is skinny in the first Die Hard.
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) June 15, 2013
One day I’m going to go on a rant about how I think that action stars have gotten way too bulky.
Oh no, Doink has died. Doink was my favourite wrestler. :'(
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) June 30, 2013
Remember when the wrestling clown would fight the voodoo priest? The 90s were stupid.
Depressed Goblin Nightmare Boy
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) July 2, 2013
What’s the polar opposite of quirky?
One day I want to own every kind of kitchen doohickey.
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) July 3, 2013
I need me one of those cake pop makers.
Well, that’s all for now. GOODBYE!