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Alcohol
- Wine Watch 2014 – Day 11 – Finally Done! - The Mini Wine Paks are finally finished! It's time to tasted the homemade wine!
- Wine Watch 2014 – Day 10 – Boring - One the second day of clearing, the Mini Wine Paks look pretty much the same as before.
- Wine Watch 2014 – Day 9 – Gross Gunk - The Mini Wine Paks are clearing nicely and sediment is forming in the bottoms of the bags.
- Wine Watch 2014 – Day 8 – Stabilization and Clarification - On the fifth day of fermentation, wine stopper and clearer is added to the Mini Wine Paks.
- Wine Watch 2014 – Day 7 – Almost Fermented - On the seventh day of fermentation, the bubbling in the Mini Wine Paks is almost done
- Wine Watch 2014 – Day 6 – Slowing - On the sixth day of fermentation, the Mini Wine Paks aren't bubbling as much.
- Wine Watch 2014 – Day 5 – Lightening - On the fifth day of fermentation, the wine in the Mini Wine Paks is definitely getting lighter in colour.
- Wine Watch 2014 – Day 4 – Nothing to Report - On the fourth day of fermentation, nothing much new is happening with the Mini Wine Paks.
- Wine Watch 2014 – Day 3 – Leak - On the third day of fermentation, one of the Mini Wine Paks has sprung a leak. Laurel patched it up with duct tape.
- Wine Watch 2014 – Day 2 – Foam - On the second day of fermentation, the Mini Wine Pak pouches are bubbling and foaming-up.
- Wine Watch 2014 – Day 1 – Preparation - Laurel Green tries out merlot and chardonnay Mini Wine Pak home winemaking kits with photographs of the process.
Anger
- Why I Don’t Wanna Write - Laurel Green is a bad and lazy person and she refuses to write.
- The Donair Egg Rolls Weren’t Very Good - Laurel Green likes eating food. This one time she ate some donair egg rolls.
- Scrapers Can Eat a Butt - Laurel Green complain about how her content was stolen by scraper websites.
Exiled
- Exiled to Lunenburg, Nova Scotia – The Waterfront Fire Aftermath Part 1 - Laurel goes to the Lunenburg, Nova Scotia, waterfront to survey that damage of the previous night's giant fire.
- Exiled to Lunenburg, Nova Scotia – The Waterfront Fire - On September 27th, 2013, a fire started in one of the historic buildings on the Luneburg, Nova Scotia waterfront. Laurel took some pictures and video of it.
Internet Nonsense
- “Eric Conveys an Emotion” is Going to Update! Just You Wait and See! -
- NaBloPoMo 2014 - Laurel Green's first post for NaBloPoMo 2014. She complains about how much she hates BlogHer.
- Scrapers Can Eat a Butt - Laurel Green complain about how her content was stolen by scraper websites.
- Your Broken Image is a Crime Against Humanity - Laurel details her intense hatred for broken images in this post.
- The Internet is Dead - Laurel complains about how the internet is stupid and she doesn't like it anymore.
Personal
- I *TECHNICALLY* Completed NaBloPoMo 2014 - Laurel Green managed to post every day of NaBloPoMo 2014. This is a list of all her NaBloPoMo 2014 posts.
- Real Donairs are Better than Frozen Ones - Laurel Green went and got some good donairs and they were delicious.
- Why I Don’t Wanna Write - Laurel Green is a bad and lazy person and she refuses to write.
- I Made a Really Tasty Chicken Today - Laurel Green cooked a chicken and it was really good and junk.
- Cooking Fails - Laurel Green isn't very good at cooking, but she tries anyway, otherwise she would starve to death.
- The Donair Egg Rolls Weren’t Very Good - Laurel Green likes eating food. This one time she ate some donair egg rolls.
- Winter Solstice Foods That I Hate - Laurel Green hates the holidays and she hates holiday food too.
- THOSE ARE MY SHOES GIVE THEM BACK YOU ARE A DOG THEY DONT EVEN FIT - Laurel Green goes nuts and makes up a bunch of bullshit about her dog.
- My Ear is Still Being Weird - The weird noise coming from inside Laurel Green's ear is starting to drive her insane.
- Half of My Head is Full of Goo - Laurel laments over her stupid head full of goo.
- This Christmas, Get Me What I Really Want - Laurel Green talks about things she would like for Christmas which are impossible to obtain, like DVDs, food and toys.
- The One Rule is to Write - Laurel Green writes a bunch of random crap, because she can't come up with anything good.
- 20 Litres and a Pound of Butter up a Hill - Laurel Green bought a bunch of pop, milk and a stick of butter and somehow managed to carry it all home herself.
- This Energy Drink is Doing Nothing for Me - Laurel Green laments over the ineffectiveness of an energy drink add she starts dozing off.
- Weird Stuff on My New Composition Book - Laurel talks about the strange thing she found hidden in the art on her new notebook.
- Well, I’m Back - Laurel talks about her blog.
Regular Nonsense
- 12 Days of Christmas Advent Calendar Thingy -
- The Squirrels are About to Overthrow their Oppressors - Laurel Green has been eating the wrong kind of mushrooms and is rambling on about some insane squirrel nonsense.
- The World Famous Eric J. - Somebody needs to stop Laurel Green and her tomfoolery before she destroys the world.
- Fun Things to Do On a Sunny Day - Laurel Green tells everyone about some of her favourite things to do on a nice day.
- May You All Fight Valiantly on Black Friday - Don't believe anything that Laurel Green says here about consumerism. She LOVES getting presents. Buy her more presents.
- Things You Don’t See on Fire Much - Well, looks like Laurel Green has now completely lost it and is just making lists of random things.
- Gnomes I Have Met - Laurel Green has never met any gnomes in her life. She is just making up more lies. Gnomes lies.
- Things They Should Make Movies About - Laurel Green shouldn't come up with movie ideas, but she does anyway.
- I Made a Really Tasty Chicken Today - Laurel Green cooked a chicken and it was really good and junk.
- Things That Should Exist - Laurel Green can't think of anything to write, so she makes a list of things she wants to come into being.
- People Keep Dropping Off Sprockets at My House - Laurel Green writes some totally untrue nonsense about jerks leaving their dirty sprockets at her house.
- Winter Solstice Foods That I Hate - Laurel Green hates the holidays and she hates holiday food too.
- We’re Doing Good - Laurel Green tells us all how every thing is cool and we're doing good.
- THOSE ARE MY SHOES GIVE THEM BACK YOU ARE A DOG THEY DONT EVEN FIT - Laurel Green goes nuts and makes up a bunch of bullshit about her dog.
- Winter Hope - Laurel Green writes about how she hopes that this year's winter will be mild. Also she's crazy.
- I Ate Half a Cake - Laurel Green ate too much cake and it made her totally nuts.
- Things That You Can Put in a Soup - Laurel Green lists some junk that you can make a soup with.
- My Ear is Still Being Weird - The weird noise coming from inside Laurel Green's ear is starting to drive her insane.
- Things That You Can Place in a Small Box - Laurel Green lists small things that can be stored in a small box.
- The One Rule is to Write - Laurel Green writes a bunch of random crap, because she can't come up with anything good.
- 20 Litres and a Pound of Butter up a Hill - Laurel Green bought a bunch of pop, milk and a stick of butter and somehow managed to carry it all home herself.
- Conversations With My Dog - A post about weird things that things that Laurel Green says to her pet dog.
- Snowpocalypse Snowmageddon Snownarok - It snowed an awful lot and Laurel has something to say about that.
- Names You Can Call My Dog - Laurel Green lists the many crazy nicknames of her tiny shih tzu, Tibet.
- If I Were a Billionaire – Part 1 - Laurel Green talks about some of the activities she would engage in, if she were a billionaire.
Thing-A-Day 2013
- Thing-A-Day 2013 Day 28: Weird Dog Doodle - For the twenty-eighth day of Thing-A-Day 2013, Laurel made a dog doodle.
- Thing-A-Day 2013 Day 27: BugGirl Doodle - For the twenty-seventh day of Thing-A-Day 2013, Laurel drew a picture of BugGirl.
- Thing-A-Day 2013 Day 26: Happy Monster Doodle - For the twenty-sixth day of Thing-A-Day 2013, Laurel made a doodle of a happy monster.
- Thing-A-Day 2013 Day 25: Weird Messy Crocheted Ball - For the twenty-fifth day of Thing-A-Day 2013, Laurel crocheted a weird ball.
- Thing-A-Day 2013 Day 24: Octopus Doodle - For the twenty-fourth day of Thing-A-Day 2013, Laurel drew a doodle of an octopus.
- Thing-A-Day 2013 Day 23: Yet Another Bracelet - For the twenty-third day of Thing-A-Day 2013, Laurel made yet another bracelet.
- Thing-A-Day 2013 Day 22: Another Bracelet - For the twenty-second day of Thing-A-Day 2013, Laurel made another bracelet.
- Thing-A-Day 2013 Day 21: Bracelet - For the twenty-first day of Thing-A-Day 2013, Laurel made a bracelet.
- Thing-A-Day 2013 Day 20: Crocheted Rose - For the twentieth day of Thing-A-Day 2013, Laurel crocheted a rose.
- Thing-A-Day 2013 Day 19: 17 Crayon Happy Faces - For the nineteenth day of Thing-A-Day 2013, Laurel made a half-assed drawing of a bunch of happy faces.
- Thing-A-Day 2013 Day 18: Paper Clip Ring - For the eighteenth day of Thing-A-Day 2013, Laurel made a ring.
- Thing-A-Day 2013 Day 17: Weird Octopus Painting - For the seventeenth day of Thing-A-Day 2013, Laurel painted a picture of an octopus.
- Thing-A-Day 2013 Day 16: Googly-Eyed Rock - For the sixteenth day of Thing-A-Day 2013, Laurel Glued some googly eyes to a rock.
- Thing-A-Day 2013 Day 15: Different Flower Variation - For the fifteenth day of Thing-A-Day 2013, Laurel crocheted yet another flower.
- Thing-A-Day 2013 Day 14: Different Crocheted Flower - For the fourteenth day of Thing-A-Day 2013, Laurel crocheted another flower.
- Thing-A-Day 2013 Day 13: Toilet Paper Roll Monster - For the thirteenth day of Thing-A-Day 2013, Laurel made a monster out of a toilet paper roll.
- Thing-A-Day 2013 Day 12: Sparkly Jeweled Box - For the twelfth day of Thing-A-Day 2013, Laurel put sparkles and plastic jewels on a little box.
- Thing-A-Day 2013 Day 11: Snake? - For the eleventh day of Thing-A-Day 2013, Laurel crocheted a snake.
- Thing-A-Day 2013 Day 10: Crocheted Flower - For the tenth day of Thing-A-Day 2013, Laurel crocheted a small flower.
- Thing-A-Day 2013 Day 9: Origami Business Card Frog - For the ninth day of Thing-A-Day 2013, Laurel made a frog out of a business card.
- Thing-A-Day 2013 Day 8: Crocheted Star - For the eighth day of Thing-A-Day 2013, Laurel crocheted a star.
- Thing-A-Day 2013 Day 7: Origami Star - For day seven of Thing-A-Day 2013, Laurel made an origami star.
- Thing-A-Day 2013 Day 6: Coral? - For the sixth day of Thing-A-Day 2013, Laurel crocheted some coral.
- Thing-A-Day 2013 Day 5: Crocheted Leaves - For day five of Thing-A-Day 2013, Laurel crocheted some leaves.
- Thing-A-Day 2013 Day 4: Paper Flower - For the fourth day of Thing-A-Day 2013, Laurel made a paper flower.
- Thing-A-Day 2013 Day 3: Paper Snowflake - Laurel makes a paper snowflake for the third day of Thing-A-Day 2013.
- Thing-A-Day 2013 Day 2: Weird Design - On day two of Thing-A-Day 2013, Laurel made a paint of a strange design.
- Thing-A-Day 2013 Day 1: Flower Columns - Laurel Green's first thing for Thing-A-Day 2013. She did a painting of some column with flowers on them.
Thing-A-Day 2014
- Thing-A-Day 2014 Day 28: Queen Bee Doodle - For the twenty-eighth day of Thing-A-Day 2014, Laurel drew a picture of a queen bee. Also, contains links to previous Thing-A-Day 2014 entries.
- Thing-A-Day 2014 Day 27: Goofy Gorf Doodle - For the twenty-seventh day of Thing-A-Day 2014, Laurel made a doodle of a weird critter.
- Thing-A-Day 2014 Day 26: Ballet Cat Doodle - For the twenty-sixth day of Thing-A-Day 2014, Laurel made a doodle of a ballerina cat.
- Thing-A-Day 2014 Day 25: Flatter Cookies - For the twenty-fifth day of Thing-A-Day 2014, Laurel made some more cookies.
- Thing-A-Day 2014 Day 24: Pixies Doodle - For the twenty-fourth day of Thing-A-Day 2014, Laurel made a drawing of a pair of pixies.
- Thing-A-Day 2014 Day 23: Tree Hiding Doodle - For the twenty-third day of Thing-A-Day 2014, Laurel made a drawing of a critter hiding behind a tree.
- Thing-A-Day 2014 Day 22: Elf Guy Doodle - For the twenty-second day of Thing-A-Day 2014, Laurel made a doodle of an elf.
- Thing-A-Day 2014 Day 21: Another Alien Doodle - For the twenty-first day of Thing-A-Day 2014, Laurel drew another alien.
- Thing-A-Day 2014 Day 20: Alien Doodle - For the twentieth day of Thing-A-Day 2014, Laurel made a doodle of an alien.
- Thing-A-Day 2014 Day 19: Peek-A-Boo Shorts .GIF - For the nineteenth Day of Thing-A-Day 2014, Laurel made an animated .gif of a guy peeking out of his shorts.
- Thing-A-Day 2014 Day 18: Wobbly Guy .GIF - For the eighteenth day of Thing-A-Day 2014, Laurel made an animated .gif of a little guy wobbling from side to side.
- Thing-A-Day 2014 Day 17: Dancing Thinger .GIF - For the seventeenth day of Thing-A-Day 2014, Laurel made an animated .gif of a dancing critter.
- Thing-A-Day 2014 Day 16: Fly .GIF - For the seventeenth day of Thing-A-Day 2014, Laurel made an animated .gif of a fly.
- Thing-A-Day 2014 Day 15: Paper Snowflake - For the fifteenth day of Thing-A-Day 2014, Laurel made a paper snowflake.
- Thing-A-Day 2014 Day 14: Valentine - For the fourteenth day of Thing-A-Day 2014, Laurel made a valentine.
- Thing-A-Day 2014 Day 13: Feral Child Doodle - For the thirteenth day of Thing-A-Day 2014, Laurel drew a feral child.
- Thing-A-Day 2014 Day 12: Sugar Cookies - For the twelfth day of Thing-A-Day 2014, Laurel baked some sugar cookies.
- Thing-A-Day 2014 Day 11: Happy Toilet Paper Roll - For the eleventh day of Thing-A-Day 2014, Laurel made a toilet paper roll with a face on it.
- Thing-A-Day 2014 Day 10: Pizza Box into Clover Box - For the tenth day of Thing-A-Day 2014, Laurel made a clover box.
- Thing-A-Day 2014 Day 9: Grocery Bag Pom Pom - For the ninth day of Thing-A-Day 2014, Laurel made a pom pom out of a grocery bag.
- Thing-A-Day 2014 Day 8: Duct Tape Flower - For the eighth day of Thing-A-Day 2014, Laurel made a flower out of duct tape.
- Thing-A-Day 2014 Day 7: Glass Loop Necklace - For the seventh day of Thing-A-Day 2014, Laurel made a necklace with glass.
- Thing-A-Day 2014 Day 6: Cardboard Star - For the sixth day of Thing-A-Day 2014, Laurel made a star out of cardboard.
- Thing-A-Day 2014 Day 5: Bauble Ring - For the fifth day of Thing-A-Day 2014, Laurel made a ring with little baubles on it.
- Thing-A-Day 2014 Day 4: Woven Metal Bracelet - For the fourth day of Thing-A-Day 2014, Laurel made a woven metal bracelet.
- Thing-A-Day 2014 Day 3: Twisted Metal Bracelet - This is Laurel Green's third thing for Thing-A-Day 2014. She made a metal bracelet.
- Thing-A-Day 2014 Day 2: Attempted Origami Crane - For the second day of Thing-A-Day 2014, Laurel made an origami crane.
- Thing-A-Day 2014 Day 1: Paper Bag Puppet - Laurel made a paper bag puppet for the first day of Thing-A-Day 2014.
Twitter Timewarp Tuesday
- Twitter Timewarp Tuesday #33 - These are some of Laurel Green's favourite tweets from January 10th, 2016 to February 15, 2016.
- Twitter Timewarp Tuesday #32 -
- Twitter Timewarp Tuesday #31 - These are some of Laurel Green favourite tweets from October 30th, 2015 to December 9th, 2015.
- Twitter Timewarp Tuesday #30 - These are some of Laurel Green's favourite tweets from September 22nd, 2015 to October 25th, 2015.
- Twitter Timewarp Tuesday #29 -
- Twitter Timewarp Tuesday #28 - These are some of Laurel Green's favourite tweets from June 15th, 2015 to August 17th, 2015.
- Twitter Timewarp Tuesday #27 - These are some of Laurel Green's favourite tweet from between April 7th, 2015 and June 8th, 2015.
- Twitter Timewarp Tuesday #26 - These are some of Laurel Green's favourite tweets from March 4th, 2015 to March 30th, 2015.
- Twitter Timewarp Tuesday #25 - These are some of Laurel Green's favourite tweets from between February 11th, 2015 to March 3rd, 2015.
- Twitter Timewarp Tuesday #24 -
- Twitter Timewarp Tuesday #23 - These are some of Laurel Green's favourite tweets from December 31st, 2014 to January 22nd, 2015.
- Twitter Timewarp Tuesday #22 - Some of Laurel Green's favourite tweets from October 5th, 2014 to December 30th 2014.
- Twitter Timewarp Tuesday #21 - These are some of Laurel Green's favourite tweets from August 23rd, 2014, to October 1st, 2014.
- Twitter Timewarp Tuesday #20 - These are some of Laurel Green's favourite tweets from August 2nd, 2014 to August 21st, 2014.
- Twitter Timewarp Tuesday #19 - These are some Laurel Green's favourite tweets from June 1st, 2014, to July 31st, 2014.
- Twitter Timewarp Tuesday #18 - Here are some of Laurel's favourite tweets from April 14th, 2014, to May 30th, 2014.
- Twitter Timewarp Tuesday #17 - These are some of Laurel Green's favourite tweets from February 9th, 2014, to April 1st, 2014.
- Twitter Timewarp Tuesday #16 -
- Twitter Timewarp Tuesday #15 - These are some of Laurel Green's favourite tweets from between November 26, 2013, to January 6th, 2014.
- Twitter Timewarp Tuesday #14 - These are some of Laurel Green's favourite tweets from July 25th, 2013, to November 3rd, 2013.
- Twitter Timewarp Tuesday #13 - These are some of Laurel Green's favourite tweets from May 16th, 2013 to July 2nd, 2013.
- Twitter Timewarp Tuesday #12 - These are some of Laurel Green's favourite tweets from April 14th, 2013 to May 13th, 2013.
- Twitter Timewarp Tuesday #11 - Here are some more tweets from Laurel Green wonderful Twitter account. You love it!
- Twitter Timewarp Tuesday #10 - Laurel Green posted some more of her tweets from her world-famous Twitter account!
- Twitter Timewarp Tuesday #9 - This Twitter Timewarp has tweets from February 11th, 2013, to February 22nd, 2013.
- Twitter Timewarp Tuesday #8 - The tweets for Twitter Timewarp Tuesday #8 are from December 31st, 2012 to February 8th, 2013.
- Twitter Timewarp Tuesday #7 - This is an archive of some of Laurel Green's favourite tweet from between October, 2012 and December, 2012.
- Twitter Timewarp Tuesday – Paint Your Wagon - This is a bunch of tweets from when Laurel Green watched Paint Your Wagon.
- Twitter Timewarp Tuesday – Independence Day - A bunch of tweets from July 4th, 2014, where Laurel makes fun of Independence Day the movie.
- Twitter Timewarp Tuesday #6 - The sixth edition of "Twitter Timewarp Tuesday", where Laurel Green recounts her favourite tweets.
- Twitter Timewarp Tuesday #5 - The fifth edition of "Twitter Timewarp Tuesday", it is a very short entry in the series.
- Twitter Timewarp Tuesday #4 - The 4th Episode of "Twitter Timewarp Tuesday, a series where Laurel Green talks about her favourite tweets that she made all by herself.
- Twitter Timewarp Tuesday #3 - The 3rd edition of Laurel Green's Twitter Timewarp Tuesday wherein she recounts her favourite old tweets.
- Twitter Timewarp Tuesday #2 - The second edition of "Twitter Timewarp Tuesday" where Laurel Green recounts her favourite tweets of all time.
- Twitter Timewarp Tuesday #1 - The first part in a series where Laurel Green recounts some of her favourite old tweets.
Wine
- Wine Watch 2014 – Day 11 – Finally Done! - The Mini Wine Paks are finally finished! It's time to tasted the homemade wine!
- Wine Watch 2014 – Day 10 – Boring - One the second day of clearing, the Mini Wine Paks look pretty much the same as before.
- Wine Watch 2014 – Day 9 – Gross Gunk - The Mini Wine Paks are clearing nicely and sediment is forming in the bottoms of the bags.
- Wine Watch 2014 – Day 8 – Stabilization and Clarification - On the fifth day of fermentation, wine stopper and clearer is added to the Mini Wine Paks.
- Wine Watch 2014 – Day 7 – Almost Fermented - On the seventh day of fermentation, the bubbling in the Mini Wine Paks is almost done
- Wine Watch 2014 – Day 6 – Slowing - On the sixth day of fermentation, the Mini Wine Paks aren't bubbling as much.
- Wine Watch 2014 – Day 5 – Lightening - On the fifth day of fermentation, the wine in the Mini Wine Paks is definitely getting lighter in colour.
- Wine Watch 2014 – Day 4 – Nothing to Report - On the fourth day of fermentation, nothing much new is happening with the Mini Wine Paks.
- Wine Watch 2014 – Day 3 – Leak - On the third day of fermentation, one of the Mini Wine Paks has sprung a leak. Laurel patched it up with duct tape.
- Wine Watch 2014 – Day 2 – Foam - On the second day of fermentation, the Mini Wine Pak pouches are bubbling and foaming-up.
- Wine Watch 2014 – Day 1 – Preparation - Laurel Green tries out merlot and chardonnay Mini Wine Pak home winemaking kits with photographs of the process.