I think that I have obsessive compulsive disorder.
Everyone start complaining about how real life isn't like Back to the Future Part II and don't stop for the rest of the year. #HappyNewYear
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) January 1, 2015
Remember the Hell that was 2015?
What if instead of fighting #Highlander just decided to eat a whole bunch and after a couple of centuries he fills an entire room because…
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) January 14, 2015
…What?
Blintzes of the Universe #Fatlander
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) January 14, 2015
…Who?
Worst #Barbie sister: Skipper, Stacie or Kelly (who totally isn’t her daughter born out of wedlock)?
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) January 15, 2015
Remember that creepy Pregnant Barbie?
Ehn, who am I kidding? We all know that Skipper is #Barbie’s worst sister.
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) January 15, 2015
Skipper isn’t even a name.
Brunette Ken can go to Hell. #Barbie
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) January 15, 2015
I like my Kens blond and dumb as a post.
Wait… What’s the male version of “brunette”? #genderpolitics
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) January 15, 2015
It’s “brunet”, but I prefer to say “brunbro”.
I’m wearing a hot pink hoodie, burgundy pants and purple socks. Who wants to rumble? #FashionMaven
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) January 15, 2015
My fighting clothes are dangerous eye irritants.
Hey, kids still play ding dong ditch. That’s adorable. #Scamps
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) January 15, 2015
The house that I grew up in didn’t even have a doorbell.
Ketchup + plum sauce + spices = barbecue sauce, right? #foodie
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) January 22, 2015
I are good at cooking!
Blargh bloog bloop!