- Notebooks with the Margins Always on the Outside Edge of the Pages
- A Restaurant the Only Serves Potato Skins
- Lettuce that Tastes Like Bacon
- Edible Socks
- Candy Coffee Mugs
- Cube Shaped Taco Shells
- Contact Lenses that Dissolve After 18 Hours in Your Eyes
- Noise Cancelling Headphones that Only Block out the Noises of People Who You Don’t Like
- A Glass Chair that’s Also Like a Lava Lamp or Something
- Wearable Pizza
- Edible LEDs
- Hard Light
- Knuckle Wigs
- Ebook with Physically Turnable Pages
- Glasses that Turn Every Image of Donald Trump into One of those Guys from They Live
- Miniature Cows
- A Pill that Can Get The Girl from Ipanema out of My Head
- Gnome-Seeking Missiles
- Infinite Monkey Simulator
- Winking Marmosets
- Licorice Pot Roast
- Shrieking High Heels