On July 4th, I got very mad at the movie Independence Day and tweeted about it.
And now for to benefit the Americastan, I will live blog #IndependenceDay the movie.
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) July 5, 2014
The moon doesn't have an atmosphere! #IndependenceDay
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) July 5, 2014
Yay! Robert Loggia! #IndependenceDay
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) July 5, 2014
Bill Pullman or Bill Paxton? Who knows? Who cares! #IndependenceDay
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) July 5, 2014
Ha! Fruitopia vending machine. #IndependenceDay
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) July 5, 2014
Oh, Randy Quaid, you're too good for this. #IndependenceDay
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) July 5, 2014
It's good to know, that in the event of an alien invasion, that the strippers will still come into work. #IndependenceDay
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) July 5, 2014
They're using our own satellites against us! What if we didn't have any satellites? They'd be helpless! #IndependenceDay
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) July 5, 2014
Still some of the best goddamn explosions ever put to screen though. #IndependenceDay
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) July 5, 2014
Is this the only movie where a dog outruns an explosion? #IndependenceDay
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) July 5, 2014
Good thing the spaceships had to be low enough that our fighter planes could reach them for some reason. #IndependenceDay
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) July 5, 2014
JIMMY NOOOOOOOOO! #INDEPENDENCEDAY
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) July 5, 2014
Will Smith clearly says "Welcome to EARTH!" you racist assholes.#IndependenceDay
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) July 5, 2014
Bill Paxton doesn't know about Area 51, but Will Smith does? #IndependenceDay
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) July 5, 2014
Cold… Virus… Computer virus… #IndependenceDay
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) July 5, 2014
"Shitter was full!" #IndependenceDay
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) July 5, 2014
It's amazing that the tiny little ship has an artificial gravity generator on it. #IndependenceDay
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) July 5, 2014
We know how to beat them. Just shove Randy Quaid inside them and it poisons them or something. #IndependenceDay
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) July 5, 2014
LAUGHING SKULL VIRUS #IndependenceDay
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) July 5, 2014
"Didn't I promise you fireworks?" The "fireworks" are burning extraterrestrial corpses, kid. #IndependenceDay
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) July 5, 2014
Yeah, so that was pretty pointless.