Sure, posting my favourite old tweets is stupid and pointless, but I’m bored, so whatever.
The net value of the universe may be nothing. Good thing we all get a cut of the gross.
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) August 23, 2014
I DON’T KNOW HOW ECONOMICS WORKS!
Cucumber vodka was a poor choice. #alcohol
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) August 31, 2014
I just can’t resist weird beverages.
Cucumber vodka makes every drink a salad. #alcohol
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) August 31, 2014
It’s true. When mixed with orange pop, cucumber vodka tastes like a madarin salad.
Ah, old websites proudly proclaiming "valid HTML", we used to have standards.
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) September 5, 2014
Did you know that it’s actually impossible to create a Tumblr theme that’s 100% valid html? Seriously, just the Like button itself is full of errors.
animated twerking ice cream cone gif
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) September 21, 2014
…what?
Let's make #butts a priority.
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) September 22, 2014
It’s the world’s most important subject.
Basically, Scottish people are Klingons. #Outlander
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) September 22, 2014
My ancestors belonged to a proud warrior race.
Whistling is literally the worst thing that a human being can do.
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) September 23, 2014
And I’m not just saying that because I can’t whistle properly.
I put vodka in some ginger ale, so, like,… It's regular ale now?
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) September 28, 2014
I’m a regular ole mixologist and junk.
I went to the grocery store and there were no milk bags, only jugs. I don't know my own country anymore. #DarkestTimeline #Canada
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) October 1, 2014
Jugs take up so much room in the garbage. I hate them so much.
I may see you again. I may not. Who knows in these dark days?