Winter Solstice - Laurel Green

12 Days of Christmas Advent Calendar Thingy

Author: Laurel Green Date: December 14th, 2015 Time: 2:43 AM Category: Regular Nonsense Tags: Christmas, Holidays, santa claus, Sexy, Winter Solstice Comments: 0

shirtless santa offering gifts and the number 14

shirtless posing santa and the number 15

santa looking inside his own underpants and the number 16

sey fireman santa and the number 17

sexy santa holding sparklers and the number 18

santa in a mankini and the number 19

bearded santa with his pants around his knees and the number 20

santa in his underpants and the number 21

santa with his pants falling down and the number 22

shirtless santa with a scarf and the number 23

santa in a thong and the number 24

passed out santa and the number 25

Now, don’t be naughty and peek ahead.

Winter Solstice Foods That I Hate

Author: Laurel Green Date: November 16th, 2014 Time: 11:54 PM Categories: Personal, Regular Nonsense Tags: Christmas, food, Holidays, lists, NaBloPoMo 2014, Winter Solstice Comments: 0

Fruitcake
Cranberry Sauce
Cider
Peppermint Hot Chocolate
Cinnamon Added to Random Things
Dessert Squares of Indeterminate Origin
Gingerbread Houses (Really? I’m supposed to eat something that’s been sitting out and has had little kids poking at it?)
Holiday Editions of Snacky Cakes Filled with Red and/or Green Dye
Food Shaped Like Angels, Jesuses or Crosses (Stars are acceptable.)
Boxes of Chocolate with Cheap Bows Attached That They Charge You Extra For
Chinese Food That Doesn’t Come With Fortune Cookies
Turnips
Gherkins
Maraschino Cherries (Especially the green ones.)
The General Overuse of Cloves
Jell-O Salad with the Incorrect Fruit

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