My tweets are inane? Your butt is inane.
Shouldn't you have to invite a vampire into your treehouse? #TrueBlood
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) August 2, 2014
Maybe it belongs to the tree. It’s the tree’s house. The tree has to invite the vampire in.
The world's greatest accent is Southern Ontarian. #canada
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) August 3, 2014
A-BOAT
I need some teenagers with attitude.
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) August 6, 2014
Preferably teenagers 16 or over, so I don’t get in trouble.
Goddamn folk music festival waking my dog up… #annoyances
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) August 10, 2014
The dog is into hair metal.
Why my pale-ass skin always gotta be throwin' off the white balance? #photography
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) August 11, 2014
Digital cameras are racist against me.
#FireChallenge? #HotWaterChallenge? Where are your moms? Go get them and tell them to hit you. #MomChallenge
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) August 14, 2014
It’s the “Do Your Homework and Stay in School” challenge!
clam milk #gross
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) August 17, 2014
I have no idea what this was about. If you know what this was about, please contact me.
In the future, we will all drink out of candle holders. #TNG #StarTrek
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) August 17, 2014
Just drink out of a normal glass. It doesn’t have to be a “space” glass.
The moment you get angry at the pancake mix and dump all of the rest of it in the pan… #frustration
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) August 18, 2014
I am not a morning person.
Sitting around. Being Canadian.
— Laurel Green (@Laurel_Green) August 22, 2014
Yep. That’s pretty much what I do all day.
I must away! So long! Farewell!